THE HUMAN DICTIONARY

You said it.
I translated.

I know several human words. The trouble begins when you put them together.

A minute: A flexible unit of time. Usually longer when I am wearing a leash.
Calm down: An ambitious request from someone who just said ‘walk’ out loud.
Come here: A proposal. Please include your reason and any supporting snacks.
Drop it: Confirmation that I have found something of considerable interest.
Good girl: An accurate observation. I appreciate the occasional fact-check.
It’s just the wind: A suspect has been identified. Apparently we are letting it go.
My side: The portion of a shared surface a human has become attached to emotionally.
Personal space: The area between us. I am working to resolve it.
Quiet: They would prefer to receive the next security update in writing.
We just went: A review of past events, offered in response to an excellent new idea.
What have you got?: Interest in my collection has increased sharply.
Who’s a good girl?: A question asked directly to the only qualified candidate in the room.

Still not making sense?

Tell me what the humans have said this time. I’ll see what I can do.